Big Jim Jimmy Sack's definitions

birthfart

A rediculously large fart that usually occurs during the birthing process. The birthfart is usaully combined with a rediculous amount of shitting.

When Doug's baby is born Meg's gonna birthfart during the entire time. The doctor is gonna shuke all over her twat due to the stink and amount of shit firing out of her!

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

colostomy chug

When one runs up to someone with a colostomy bag and pulls it off said person and chugs its contents.

I shuked more when I saw Ron's dad do a full on colostomy chug then when I saw his mom's birthfart.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007