Definitions by Big Eez

Twuglies 

Twins, either paternal or fraternal, that appear to be 7ish from a distance however once a thorough visual analysis is made at closer range one realises that this score was an illusion caused by the sum of the individuals. Sometimes referred to as Twin Fuglies.

As I drove into the parking lot I spied a pair of hotties sitting outside the coffee shop. When I managed to find a park and began walking their direction I realised they were only Twuglies.

Twuglies by Big Eez August 16, 2020

Dandemic

Pronounced: Dan-dem-ic. Noun. A pandemic caused through poor leadership and incompetence by Dictorian Labor Leader, Dan Andrews.

Recently there was a bill enacted through parliament which discriminates against hard working business owners by changes to procurement rules which require quotas for engagement of indigenous businesses. In essence this sounds like a solid attempt to empower indigenous Australians. In reality though, due to loopholes, there are many businesses that are claiming to be indigenous just because they employ a certain amount of indigenous workers. This is how the Dandemic was created.

Dandemic by Big Eez August 16, 2020

Squaffer 

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

Squaffer by Big Eez January 24, 2012