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A period fart can be twofold. First, it can be a pussy fart, which can be particularily stinky, as nasty emissions of varying substances are being passed out of this orifice at this point in time. Secondly, it can be a conventional fart that's a foul stench coming from the anus generated in part by the hormonal effects of the perpetrator's period. The distinction being that the first smells like rotten dead fish and/or burnt rubber. The second smells like a warehouse full of rotton eggs.
Occasionally she'll hit me with a period fart. It's usually followed up by a 'what the fuck are lookin at?!' expression. This is just one more example of what we men are expected to tolerate when we hook up with a female. Remember guys: your best option is to 'test drive', but never 'buy'.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 29, 2010
Get the period fart mug.A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.
My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010
Get the Bronx blowjob mug.This term has a variety of uses and generally always refers to the female gender in varying capacities, as women, by nature are the stinkier of the two genders. Typically used to describe an odor emitted by, or resulting from contact with some woman. Most frequently used to describe the musky, sometimes stinky or even downright putrid smell, residing somewhere on a male after encountering a foul vagina. The term can also apply to other areas of a woman's anatomy when applicable. Can include the butt, arm pits, even bad breath. Let us not forget the feet, which for some women, can melt the paint off a battleship. This condition is most often associated with a female lacking intelligence and common sense, but can include and is not limited to sophisticates as well. It is believed by some that perfume was originally, in part, first used to attempt to conceal the less than desirable smells of a female.
1. Hey man, wanna smell some Le Femme de Pew on my fingers from Mary Jane last night?! The shit just won't wash off.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
2. Baby I respect you in every way, but you have got to stop wearing those nylons and cheap shoes, especially in warmer weather. Your piggies really stink and are burning my eyes! I'm also going to have to replace the carpeting.
by Big Ed Moustapha March 24, 2009
Get the Le Femme de Pew mug.Shit residue that remains on somebody's ass after he/she has finished wiping and has dried on their fanny. Can sometimes be seen in locker rooms or anywhere someone's bare ass is exposed.
Once again the fat guy failed to completely wipe his ass. You could see popo da. I'd hate to be his underwear!
by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008
Get the popo da mug.A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Also spelled as: cheese wiz
Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010
Get the cheese whiz mug.Singular: I'm about to drop a load of buttfruit.
Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
Plural: Their whole back yard was loaded with piles of buttfruit.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 17, 2008
Get the buttfruit mug.This definition has absolutely nothing to do with cocaine. A crackhead is somebody that is addicted to smelling other people's cracks (the crack in their asses). It can be done with a willing recipient, an unwilling recipient whereby the culprit will 'sneek a snort' when convenient, or even partake in the inhaling of fumes emitted from someones chair, or soiled undies. At this time there is no known treatment available over the counter, however it's rumored the A.M.A. is addressing the issue.
Obadiah's lack of coherency became quite apparent after his long term habbit of snorting Big Edna's office chair. The red eyes and drooling have become quite pronounced and he no longer has the ability to utilize the restroom without assistance. He is the crackhead poster-boy.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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