Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time.

Boomquisha: Girl, you see my man Michael Vick on yo Zenith screen last night.
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?

by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008

Mamapork

A pork based dish composed of soulfood ingrediants such as extra sticks of butter, rice porridge, green been extract, and others. Usually served in the deep south at barbeques, and other social events. Can be prepared: fried, deep fried, or extra crispy and sometimes eaten raw. Derived from the fact that wholesome mothers usually are ones who serve this food.

Genesis God: Auntie, you gizzah fix me my mamapork?
Auntie Mary: Nah Nah Genesis, you all of 12 years old, and you is expecting you own child any month now. You's best know how to fix dis mamapork by you lonesome.
Genesis God: Yes'm, Auntie.

by Big Country Kellogg January 02, 2009

Gizzah

A synonym for the following words:
Gonna
Going to
Finna
Fixing to
About to

D'Mofre: You boys gizzah study for you arithmatic exam?
Cedric: Yes, mama, me and Goo gizzah do as we told.
(Later that evening)
Cedric: Yo Goo, you on dat dro?
Goo: I perfer chronic smoke. Man, we gizzah be higher den a tall tree after dis.
Cedric: Man, we gizzah do history and break dey Guinness book.

by Big Country Kellogg March 29, 2007

frustrum

A three dimensional cone that has its point cut off to a certain portion. Like the thing an elephant stands on at the circus, or a lampshade.

LaTonya: Yo Daunte, take dat frustrum off yo dick.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

payday

one of the livest games to come out of milton bradley's board game line since topple

me and LaCourteous was finna play payday when bof we aunts made us go to Aldi and search for the cheapest sales on Good N' Plenty

by Big Country Kellogg October 21, 2008