Big Chunder's definitions

Merked

A girl who is simply uglier than my shit after a night of boozing. Looking at a merked chick may cause severe eye damage, maybe even blindness.

DJ: yo, I don't think that bitch could be more merked
Vick: eh bro that's my momma
DJ: damn that's tough
Vick: say sato

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Blackie Chan'd

When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.

Keefer: yo we gettin blackie chan'd tonight?
Braith: u bet ur scum ass we are

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Sheets

Incredibly unable to function like a standard human being. Typically absolutely wasted but bag increases the tendency. Have u heard of it?

Deg: i’m so fuckin sheets
Looch: mcsheetsterson ferda?
Deg: i’m shit tuned

by Big Chunder September 15, 2023

UGATO-B?

Stands for “U Gay After That One Bro”? Looks like u might be gay now, brother.

Looch: yo what’d u do last night?
DJ: slept at Gibby’s, chushed bare
Looch: damn i back the chushing, but ugato-b?
DJ: maybe bro

by Big Chunder January 24, 2024

Stingray

The most mystic creature of all. Sesh god of the ocean, and destroyer of poon; for fun.

Vick Jones: yo u take the corresponder to class
Looch: sato brother I got stingray tendencies

by Big Chunder February 1, 2023

u tryna?

The best pickup line of all time. There is no debate. Just ask the bitches... they'll know.

Busty: yo korman u tryna?
Korman: no shit i've been tryna my whole life
***hard fuck for 3 minutes***

by Big Chunder March 18, 2021

Sato

Stands for 'Sorry About That One'.

Aus: yo fuck man i can't find my fuckin wing card
Ted: sato bud guess u payin for em

by Big Chunder February 13, 2021