Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

by Big Chimper June 04, 2003

Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 08, 2003

scraper

Marquette University Freshmen who don't know how to give head so they scrape their teeth on your dick.

I went out with a scraper last night and my schlong is raw and bleeding today.

by Big Chimper June 10, 2003

Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

by Big Chimper July 08, 2003

Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

by Big Chimper June 30, 2003

flop

The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.

The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s

by Big Chimper July 17, 2003

Goods

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

by Big Chimper July 17, 2003