flop

The first three board cards dealt in Texas Hold 'em poker. This is the only true definition.

The flop was a rainbow: 3d, 4c, 9s

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

river

The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.

I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

horsey

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Dry Beat

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.

I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).

by Big Chimper July 07, 2003

Goods

A great nickname for your twig & berries.

Slow down this fucking golf cart! My goods are bouncing all over the place!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 07, 2003