milf

it means Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck it is basically a way of saying a woman about 30+ years is hot
Bored Guy:Lets go to the park
(hott 30 year old woman walks buy)
Horny Guy:WHOA! look at that milf
by Big Boi90 March 02, 2008
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ownd

To be beaten badly in some form very popular language in online games also used as a way of bragging about a win
Gamer 1:No way you can beat my rock sword!
Gamer 2:Just watch me!
(Gamer 2 kills Gamer 1 badly)
Gamer 2:OWND!!!!
Gamer 1:don't get too happy...
by Big Boi90 March 02, 2008
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