Big AL's definitions

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 2, 2003

Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

by big al July 8, 2004

crust

The dried vaginal secretions that can appear around the clitoral area of women who do not bathe themselves.

Damn, did you see the crust on that bitch?

by Big Al September 15, 2003

BUFU

The art of the "butt fuck"

I just bufu'd Susie last night!!!

by Big Al September 15, 2003

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005