Biafra J's definitions
Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.
Fact.
Fact.
by Biafra J August 10, 2004

A very strange american animated show consisting of really cute animals getting slaughtered brutally in funny ways. each episode lasts about 4 minutes. extremely addictive.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.
Fact.
Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!
Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
by Biafra J July 11, 2004

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.
ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Band in the 80s who no matter how obvious it is nowadays, most people back then didnt even know they were gay.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
Oh by the way, just because they were gay doesnt mean they were any good.
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004

The greatest DJ of the 90s.
by Biafra J August 30, 2004
