81 definitions by Biafra J

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.
Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Brunch? What retard came up with that?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.
Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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A Law of life, beautifully told through Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism.

Destroyed by the fear and control of other religions.
its hard to look at death as nature when youre terrified of demons and malebranch.
by Biafra J August 23, 2004
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To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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