supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Get the super furry animals mug.the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
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Get the important mug.The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
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