Definitions by Biafra J

Gordon Gental 

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.

Unfortunately not everyone was.
See Anarchist

Gordon Gental by Biafra J July 31, 2004

Worst Case Scenario 

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.

Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!

Worst Case Scenario by Biafra J July 31, 2004

Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.

Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.

Canned Laughter by Biafra J July 30, 2004

tetris 99 

probably one of the best tetris rave remixes ever.

Total hype up down here.

brilliant with dolby

tetris 99 by Biafra J July 30, 2004

hell 

The thing you never mention at a funeral

Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.

hell by Biafra J July 30, 2004

hell 

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

hell by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Sighthill 

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)

Sighthill is the place to live!

Sighthill by Biafra J July 30, 2004