virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.
Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Death

A Law of life, beautifully told through Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism.

Destroyed by the fear and control of other religions.
its hard to look at death as nature when youre terrified of demons and malebranch.
by Biafra J August 23, 2004
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The Great Change

post 9/11, when Americans started to realise the truth, the truth that they have been screwed in the ass so badly that they have became blind, that now the powers that be take huge advantage of this by starting oil wars, spreading fear and raging hate.

Not this time.

America has had enough-its now time to show your patriotism, not by sitting and leaving it to the fat cats in the house, but by making a change ourselfs, by not putting up with it any longer.

I have nothing against the American people, theyre just like the rest of us-fragile.

But i will not stand for a government that pushes others about, ignore the UN, and be's a complete C***.

Bush thought he could swing this war, that by the time hes out of power nobody would know a thing.

Not so. More secrets are found every day, more people are knowing, caring.
Keep it that way.

Show your true colours America. Show us youre not anti-immigrant, religous madmen, unthinking robots who are commanded, not led. Show you dont care what sexual diversity people have, taht all men should be treated equally and that you do love your planet. Dont be ruled by people less intelligent than you, like Bush the 2nd.

The mind is the greatest thing ever given to us. Use it well.
Patriotism is a sign of a weakening government, on its last knees and using its last tactics to win its battle.

We are winning. We will win. We must.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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On-fight

When chatting online to a group of people, never tell them your nationality unless you want an an online fight.

Youll soon be bombarded by a bunch of mostly english twats who call you scum if youre scottish, thick if yuore irish, or just wankers if your welsh.

If you want to get rid of them, challenge them and ask where they live.

They'll soon shit themselves and leave.
On Computer

Twats. FUCK OFF YOU SCOTTISH BASTARDS

SB.Shit, its an Online Fight-on here.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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