Definitions by Betty Swollocks

cP 

Centipoise - a measurement of viscosity. Substance is tested with a viscometer.

Lab Rat #1: Damn shit bollocks!! This viscosity is way too high!!

Lab Rat #2: Who gives a fuck?

cP by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

Squirt Queen

A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!

(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*

Squirt Queen by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

trawler

A girl or woman who belives she still has,or has,feminine charm and good looks but,who is in fact,sadley misstaken.

my god did you see that old trawler?

trawler by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

baby gravey 

male seamen

are you ready love here comes the baby gravey!

baby gravey by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

plumbers toolbag by betty swollocks September 13, 2003