Definitions by Betty Bettyo

pain-in-the-assitude 

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

pain-in-the-assitude by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009

bewps 

Breasts. Another word for "boobs" or tits when one doesn't want to be crass.

My god, she had the biggest bewps I've evah seen in my lifes!

or

I think Betty needs a bewp job. Don't you?

bewps by Betty Bettyo May 4, 2008

MMMOL 

MMMOL is when something is sooo good that you actually "mmmmmmmmm" it out loud. Any number of "mmmmmmmm's" may be used according to the intensity of the emotion.

Oh. My. Goodness. He is sooo hot! MMMMMOL!

or

Damn. Those are some great textures there, mister. MMMOL!

MMMOL by Betty Bettyo April 24, 2008

dorkitude 

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.

My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

dorkitude by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

snortzzz 

Beyond laughter and LOL. Almost to the crying-peeing one's pants stage. Perhaps even there already. Any number of "zz'z" may be used dependent on level of arousal.

OMG, girl! Snortzzzzzzzzzzz! You are sooo much fun!

or

He said what? OMG! Snortzzzzzzzzzzzz!

snortzzz by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

BGF 

Best Girl Friend girlfriend best girlfriend

We talk, we laugh, we cry, we sing, we shop... that's what you do with your BGF!

BGF by Betty Bettyo April 21, 2008