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DBL
Person A "Hey, look! It's DBL!"
DBL (the Dead Beat Loser) "Hey, man! By the way, what is a DBL anyway?"
Person A "Don't worry about it, it's a compliment."
DBL (the Dead Beat Loser) "Oh, in that case, thanks."
Person B *cracks up* "Hahahahahahahahahhahaha..."
DBL (the Dead Beat Loser) "Hey, man! By the way, what is a DBL anyway?"
Person A "Don't worry about it, it's a compliment."
DBL (the Dead Beat Loser) "Oh, in that case, thanks."
Person B *cracks up* "Hahahahahahahahahhahaha..."
DBL by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
BGB
Bubble Gum Bonus. These were rare extra credit points that one of my college professors, gave out to us when we did something special. They were pieces of bubblegum that were worth 1 point on our final average for each wrapper we turned in at the end of the semester.
Clever Student "Want to go out tonight?"
Struggling Student "Ugh! This class is so hard! I can't, I'll be studying all night."
Clever Student "Let me show you a trick to ace this class. Come with me."
Struggling Student "Ok! Where are we going?"
Clever Student "To the Dollar Store. To buy some BGBs."
Struggling Student "What do you mean?"
Clever Student "Let's just buy some of the stupid bubblegum. That idiot teacher will never know the difference."
Epilogue: Both students get 100's in the class because of these BGBs. The idiot teacher never find out about this plan.
Struggling Student "Ugh! This class is so hard! I can't, I'll be studying all night."
Clever Student "Let me show you a trick to ace this class. Come with me."
Struggling Student "Ok! Where are we going?"
Clever Student "To the Dollar Store. To buy some BGBs."
Struggling Student "What do you mean?"
Clever Student "Let's just buy some of the stupid bubblegum. That idiot teacher will never know the difference."
Epilogue: Both students get 100's in the class because of these BGBs. The idiot teacher never find out about this plan.
BGB by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Evil Ed
A certain celebrity who doesn't have the honor of being called by name. I hate him! He creates trash songs and releases his shit to the public. Nobody plays his songs on the radio so he has to resort to his dirty tricks. Blackmail, threats, and bribery. Evil Ed is a bad singer and an even worse person!
Evil Ed by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Professional Loser
A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Professional Loser by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Horny
The feeling of wanting to have sex so badly. Wanting to fuck. I want to fuck all of the sexy woman reading this right now. Let's have sex. However if you're ugly, this doesn't apply to you. But if you're sexy, get in touch. Find me.
Horny by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Christoph Hayhae
Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.
Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"
Christoph Hayhae by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025