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Fucktard
Fucktard by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Urban Dictionary
A contest to make the mot humorous, stupid, or disturbing definitions online. I've seen some pretty messed up things on this site. I hope I can win this contest too. I'll be thinking of wild terms to define as time goes on.
Urban Dictionary by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Niggatello
The Black Ninja Turtle
White Guy "Who's your favorite Ninja Turtle?"
Black Guy "Niggatello!"
White Guy "Fuck that! He's the worst one!"
Black Guy "Niggatello!"
White Guy "Fuck that! He's the worst one!"
Niggatello by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025
Sparky; God Of War
Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Sparky; God Of War by Best User On Urban Dictionary May 25, 2025
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wesrgfhdtjfguklgvfjcrtykghjgvhfjt by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025
Baldylox
Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
Baldylox by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025
Knock Knock
Knock Knock by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025