Definitions by Bertie Moo

Fauxland 

A mix of "Faux" and "Poland".
A name for the country when someone claims to have emigrated there, but clearly hasn't.

Mark says he lives in Poland. He really lives in a bedsit in Birmingham. He's in Fauxland.

Fauxland by Bertie Moo August 14, 2023

patriautism 

A USA citizen that publicly mocks other countries on social media for their customs and cultures. They can't understand anything that doesn't live in a trailer park and act like a retard while pretending they're being patriotic, but just look autistic.

John hates Oktoberfest because the U.S doesn't have anything like it. He puts out racist tweets making fun of it because he thinks it increases his freedom and love of the U.S. He suffers from patriautism.

patriautism by Bertie Moo September 11, 2022

Swance 

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

Swance by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

Grance

Someone that is both a grass and a nonce.

"See that guy, Martin, he's a Grance."

Grance by Bertie Moo December 17, 2021