Definitions by Berry
tiger up the butt
tiger up the butt by Berry January 17, 2004
Clipboard
Actually a common occurence for most men. When a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the boner's owner can do nothing but flip it up. "Clipboarded", if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.
"I was in Italian class and goddamn, that Signora Mazzoni, she made me pop a boner. It was so obtrusive, I had to clipboard it."
Community Service
When a girl is so hideously ugly that hooking up with her could only be considered community service. See also Eagle Scout Project.
"See that girl over there?"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"
"Which, the whale over by the bar?"
"Yeah, that's some fuckin community service right there"
Community Service by Berry November 25, 2003
Eagle Scout Project
Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
Eagle Scout Project by Berry November 25, 2003