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A Penguin that is Solar-Powered and just so happens to posess Ninja qualities.

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I have no example. I am writing stuff so the system will accept this.
by Berry April 13, 2005
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Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
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'itis

A variation and shortening of Niggaitis; The overwhelming sleepy feeling that comes over people after they have eaten too much food. Usually people get the 'itis after eating rich soul food during the holidays.
I have the itis so I am going to lay down and take a nap.

I don't want to eat too much because I will get the 'itis.
by Berry August 16, 2004
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Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

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Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!
by Berry April 13, 2005
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Clipboard

Actually a common occurence for most men. When a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the boner's owner can do nothing but flip it up. "Clipboarded", if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.
"I was in Italian class and goddamn, that Signora Mazzoni, she made me pop a boner. It was so obtrusive, I had to clipboard it."
by Berry December 17, 2003
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Eagle Scout Project

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
by Berry November 26, 2003
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