the spike

The act of inserting a finger into the anus while performing oral sex. Usually it's male to female or in the gay community male to male or female to female but could apply to female to male

I gave her "the spike" while I was going down on her. Drove her crazy man!!

by bernard August 01, 2006

pissy

irritible, annoying see wordPMS

don't get all pissy on me.

by bernard April 11, 2003

Nonces

kiddy fiddlers

Fraggle Rock is full of nonces

by bernard April 11, 2003

thick creamy load

a mans "special sauce"

"hello im MATT MILLER and i want you to empty your thick creamy load on my chest"

by bernard February 02, 2005

shoom

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

"goddamit matt you fucking shoomed me with man paste dickwad"

by bernard February 02, 2005

Jumbalator

1.n. Mechanical device consisting of a large PVC chair, a plastic phallus and several electrodes.

2 n. Any device designed to enhance one's moments of 'leisure'.

Man! that Jumbalator makes me wanna shit! Gee, it's like having an eight inch long vibrating turd, dude!

by Bernard August 16, 2003

penetration

to "poke" someone in a bodily orifice

COME OVER HERE AND PENETRATE ME BIG BOy

by bernard February 02, 2005