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Definitions by BennyKennedy

Chest Pepperoni 

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis
So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.
Chest Pepperoni by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

Crimson Whale Punch 

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

Liberated Bush Beetle 

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.
I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.