BenNCM's definitions

OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by Benncm May 16, 2010

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by Benncm January 7, 2011

recipe

noun - A solution

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.

by Benncm May 15, 2011

Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

by Benncm February 28, 2011

Demogs

Shortening of Demographics - (kind of poncey)

"Hey Bill, the Price Spencer account is here, I want an in-depth 411 on the demogs asafp"

by Benncm June 30, 2011

Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.

Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!

by Benncm July 12, 2011

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011