Definitions by Ben Rockitt

says you 

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.

"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"

says you by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

says who 

An expression used when you hear a fact relating something that sounds absolutely unbelievable.

"Scientists have developed a watermelon that tastes of vanilla!"

"Yeah? Says who?"

says who by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

scope out 

Used when you're about to go and look at something - to check something out.

"Think I'll scope out that new charity store"

scope out by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004