Ben McLaky's definitions

dick triscuit

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Golden Microphone

Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.

Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Grandma's Hat

Unexpectingly placing ones dick on his/her grandmother's head.

Ben: Okay Granny, close your eyes.
(Ben places dick on granny's head. It's a classic Grandma's Hat)
Granny: Is that a dick on my head?
Ben: Happy Valentines Day! Don't touch it.
Granny: What?
Ben: Okay, touch it.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

McFarland Fuckhouse

Nickname everyone should give their anus.

McLaky: My McFarland Fuckhouse is leaking.
Farborky: I got the shits.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Cattoo

A tattoo of a cat that makes a noise when you rub it. However, the tattoo must be on your dick.

Josh: Nice Cattoo man.
Ben: Why are you lookin' at my dick man?

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008