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Definitions by Ben La Dumbass

Hey 69, nice
69 by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Guys with pony tails 

The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were
Look at all those guys with pony tails.

McKenzie 

The name that can be a first or last name.
Guy one: “hey McKenzie”
Girl one: “that’s my last name
McKenzie by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Jesse Kazmerick 

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.
Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”
Jesse Kazmerick by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Fortnite 

An overrated game that has only screaming 9yo’s and fucking sucks micropeen.
Reeeeeeeee! (A 9yo fortnite kid in his natural habitat)”
Fortnite by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
Damn I shifted that girl out back
Shifted by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.
“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”