Ben La Dumbass's definitions

Guys with pony tails

The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were

Look at all those guys with pony tails.

by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Alex

The dumbass kid who sits in the back off class and fails every test but manages to pass.

“Alex! You’re slacking off again! You have F’s in every class!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Jesse Kazmerick

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.

“Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

McKenzie

The name that can be a first or last name.

Guy one: “hey McKenzie”
Girl one: “that’s my last name”

by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Fortnite

An overrated game that has only screaming 9yo’s and fucking sucks micropeen.

“Reeeeeeeee! (A 9yo fortnite kid in his natural habitat)”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Shifted

Slang term for make out

“Damn I shifted that girl out back”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020