tullem

A reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front. Preferred by urban hipsters who like long shaggy bangs without uncomfortably scratchy hair on their neck.

My friend who works at the second-hand record store down the street went to Supercuts the other day and got a tullem.

by Ben Frey September 01, 2008

crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

serial sevens

1. A psych test measuring cognitive ability where subject counts backward from a random number in increments of seven.
2. Any difficult mental calculation.

Explained in The Contortionist's Handbook by Craig Clevenger.

"I can figure out how much we all owe if you just let me see the bill... it isn't serial sevens."

by Ben Frey April 05, 2006

air rage

Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.

After the plane sat on the tarmac for four hours, the flight attendants could do little to appease their passengers' air rage.

by Ben Frey April 05, 2006

sopralto

A female singer with broad singing range - soprano to alto.

Evelyn is a sopralto and can sing about any musical number written for a female part.

by Ben Frey April 30, 2006

Lima syndrome

Unlike Stockholm syndrome, where hostages develop sympathy for their abductor, Lima syndrome is the result of the abductor / kidnapper sympathizing with his hostages.

Occurred in the Japanese Embassy hostage crisis of 1996, when members of a militant movement took hostage hundreds of people attending a party in the official residence of Japan's ambassador to Peru. Within a few days, they set free most of the hostages, including the most valuable ones.

In The World is Not Enough, James Bond thinks Electra King (Sophie Marceau) has Stockholm Syndrome for her kidnapper / lover Renard (Robert Carlyle). However, it turns out that Renard really had Lima Syndrome, and loved Electra deeply.

by Ben Frey January 28, 2007

red pony

Also called a snot rocket, the act of covering one nostril and blowing forcefully on the other to expel flotsam and jetsam from one's sinus cavity, usally in a public place. Named for a character in John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony" with a predilection for said disgusting affectation.

I didn't have any kleenex and didn't see anyone down the street, so I launched a red pony on the sidewalk before hopping on the bus.

by Ben Frey June 11, 2006