language-rape

1. The constant use of bad grammar in speech or writing.

Have you heard that kid talk?
Yeah, its terrible his grammar is so bad I can't understand a thing he's saying. Its like language-rape.

by Ben Faulding January 09, 2006

jdater

1. One who goes on dates he/she met on jdate
2. Someone who constantly searches profiles on the jewish dating service jdate

I've met my last three boyfriends on the internet.
Wow you are such a jdater

by Ben Faulding January 09, 2006

elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

by Ben Faulding April 04, 2006

Achoo-Stillbirth

When you feel like you're about to sneeze and it doesn't come and you feel like your head is about to explode.

John: Oh man I just had a sneeze that didn't come out.
Jake: OH, you mean an Achoo-Stillbirth . I hate those.
John: Yeah, they're almost as bad as blue balls

by Ben Faulding January 08, 2006

Spanglishize

1. Using spanglish while trying to have a conversation in either English or Spanish.
2. Through conversation when any two languages spoken by one or more participents in a conversation are mixed.

Spanish teacher: Hola Patrick, puedo ayudarse(Can I help you)
Patrick: err um si,Senora Goldman, uhh Donde esta ..The library
Spanish teacher: Try it again Patrick this time don't Spanglishize it.

by Ben Faulding January 09, 2006

Aimbush

When you instant message someone the second you see them sign on, not even allowing them to put their away message up; thereby creeping them out a bit

The other day I had to aimbush one of my classmates, because sometimes she signs on and goes to take a shower. She might not have gotten the message for hours.

by Ben Faulding April 15, 2006

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005