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When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina
Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.
by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005
Get the Celebrity Contraction mug.When you feel like you're about to sneeze and it doesn't come and you feel like your head is about to explode.
John: Oh man I just had a sneeze that didn't come out.
Jake: OH, you mean an Achoo-Stillbirth . I hate those.
John: Yeah, they're almost as bad as blue balls
Jake: OH, you mean an Achoo-Stillbirth . I hate those.
John: Yeah, they're almost as bad as blue balls
by Ben Faulding January 8, 2006
Get the Achoo-Stillbirth mug.When a normally mundane activity (ie. food shopping or doing laundry) is given social significance when accompanied by a love\sexual interest. It can be a good way to fit semblance of a social life into a young urbanites packed schedule, or can be a way of breaking the ice.
I wanted to hang out with Mary, but I had to walk my neighboors dogs so i took her with me. It was a laundry date.
by Ben Faulding September 24, 2005
Get the Laundry Date mug.An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.
"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"
by Ben Faulding September 30, 2005
Get the scenic route mug.1. Using spanglish while trying to have a conversation in either English or Spanish.
2. Through conversation when any two languages spoken by one or more participents in a conversation are mixed.
2. Through conversation when any two languages spoken by one or more participents in a conversation are mixed.
Spanish teacher: Hola Patrick, puedo ayudarse(Can I help you)
Patrick: err um si,Senora Goldman, uhh Donde esta ..The library
Spanish teacher: Try it again Patrick this time don't Spanglishize it.
Patrick: err um si,Senora Goldman, uhh Donde esta ..The library
Spanish teacher: Try it again Patrick this time don't Spanglishize it.
by Ben Faulding January 9, 2006
Get the Spanglishize mug.Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
Get the word shmerding mug.The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.
After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.
by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006
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