Ben Faulding's definitions

prison vocabulary

A vocabulary that includes obscure polysyllabic words that are often used incorrectly and/or out of their proper context. Specifically with people who don’t have the elloquence or articulate speech to match it.
Named so, because it was first observed with Mike Tyson after he finished a prison sentence for rape. One could imagine him sitting in his jail cell with nothing to do but read his dictionary.

From Tv: Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

Martha: Did he just use the words impetuous and Impregnable
Lucius: Thats his prison vocabulary

by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

word shmerding

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.

Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

Aimbush

When you instant message someone the second you see them sign on, not even allowing them to put their away message up; thereby creeping them out a bit

The other day I had to aimbush one of my classmates, because sometimes she signs on and goes to take a shower. She might not have gotten the message for hours.

by Ben Faulding April 15, 2006

elevator arithmetic

The mental process of estimating the respective weights of the other passengers in an elevator. Then comparing it to the maximum weight posted next to the fire inspection sign to see if its safe.

After that big fat guy and the kid in the wheel chair got on, I redid the Elevator Arithmetic and decided I was going to take the stairs.

by Ben Faulding April 4, 2006

jdater

1. One who goes on dates he/she met on jdate
2. Someone who constantly searches profiles on the jewish dating service jdate

I've met my last three boyfriends on the internet.
Wow you are such a jdater

by Ben Faulding January 9, 2006

language-rape

1. The constant use of bad grammar in speech or writing.

Have you heard that kid talk?
Yeah, its terrible his grammar is so bad I can't understand a thing he's saying. Its like language-rape.

by Ben Faulding January 9, 2006

Spanglishize

1. Using spanglish while trying to have a conversation in either English or Spanish.
2. Through conversation when any two languages spoken by one or more participents in a conversation are mixed.

Spanish teacher: Hola Patrick, puedo ayudarse(Can I help you)
Patrick: err um si,Senora Goldman, uhh Donde esta ..The library
Spanish teacher: Try it again Patrick this time don't Spanglishize it.

by Ben Faulding January 9, 2006