A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
by Ben Dover Of The Yard May 20, 2006
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by Ben Dover of the Yard April 20, 2004
Get the fascist bullyboys mug.Favoured pastime of the metropolitan police and other UK police forces. Victims are usually black, and other so-called 'public servants' who witness these terrible crimes will invariably keep quiet about them.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
The day before this definition was posted, it emerged a london police officer who deliberately drove his car at an innocent member of the public inflicting serious injuries, was only fined 17 days pay, kept his job, and faced no criminal charges. This is typical.
'is anyone watching sarge? I fancy bit of police brutality with this passing nigger'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
'go on my son, give him one in the nuts from me'
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When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
When one is asked to provide a urine sample at a hospital, clinic or doctor's surgery, one hands the jar to a nurse who is said to 'take the piss'.
by Ben Dover of the Yard September 04, 2004
Get the taking the piss mug.method used by the metropolitan police, among others, to intimidate and alienate most black people in their communities. People are stopped at random and have their clothing searched, in public, in the most humiliating way possible, usually accompanied by a large amount of sarcasm and unecessary physical force.
Is based on the incorrect assumption that most black people in inner city london are criminals.
The police stop 8 times more black people than they do whites.
Only a tiny number of searches result in the detection of any criminal behaviour or intent.
is another form of police brutality and more proof of the disgraceful state of aso-called public service in this country.
Is based on the incorrect assumption that most black people in inner city london are criminals.
The police stop 8 times more black people than they do whites.
Only a tiny number of searches result in the detection of any criminal behaviour or intent.
is another form of police brutality and more proof of the disgraceful state of aso-called public service in this country.
"look sarge, there's a nigger, and what's worse he's got a white woman on his arm.
"ok son you know what to do. Stop and search him, and be sure to plant some drugs in his pocket while you're at it"
"ok son you know what to do. Stop and search him, and be sure to plant some drugs in his pocket while you're at it"
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