Ben Dover 's definitions

Lord Of The Rings

a pretty damn good movie which i agree is another nerd cliche but for only freaks, theres a line between liking this movie a lot, and being a damn nerd about it and collecting every little toy and knowing the whole damn crew of the movie

dont know what to put here so fuck it!

by Ben Dover December 20, 2003

bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

quenchessential

Satisfies your tastes when you are flavin some liquids like krunk.

Yo b dis liquid is mad quenchessential.

by Ben Dover May 8, 2003

grundelcake

A large obese german women with lots of body hair who works in the high school cafeteria.

Look out, that Grundelcake over there is eating all the pizza.

by Ben Dover May 6, 2005

snug

fitting perfectly whilst flattering the figure, how clothes should be worn by attractive ladies

those trousers look snug

by ben dover July 11, 2003

quiche

a gay food usually served as an entree and followed by an carrot cake for dessert.

When Joey had Elliot over for tea, he prepared a delicious spinach quiche.

by Ben Dover January 11, 2004

flogger

one who pumps the pole

look at that flogger with the porno

by Ben Dover July 10, 2003