Muted Trumpet

An "inverse" rusty trombone.

I got a Muted Trumpet. It made me go "wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Ben November 07, 2003

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

ya mam

yamamis da best on toast with cheese on top u gay

hows ya mam
the best

by ben January 31, 2005

bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 07, 2005

in like flynn

Australian rhyming slang meaning that you are in with a chance.

Mate, did you see the way that chick was looking at you? You're in like flynn

by Ben March 10, 2004

WTJP

What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.

You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?

by Ben October 24, 2004