Ben's definitions

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

krautrock

I'm not sure, really. it involves germans, somehow, and presumably rock. Can is a famous band in this genre.

Can is an archetypal krautrock band

by Ben January 5, 2004

dilly dally

Verb: To mess around or waste time. Typically used by the very elderly.

Ah you young whipper snapper. Stop dilly dallying and get off your ass!

by ben June 17, 2004

Princess Sophia

Euphemism for your penis that you will only understand if a woman made you watch "How to lose a guy in 10 days".

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?

by Ben August 22, 2003

!!!1

Happens when a careless internet queen gets excited and types too much.

Internet Queen : OMG LOL!!!1

by Ben April 22, 2005

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004