Ben's definitions

heff

a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

by ben March 13, 2004

who shot john

Lee Harvey Oswald, the person who shot John F. Kennedy- or in the case of John Lennon, it was Mark David Chapman.

Who shot John?
It was Lee, Lee shot John.

by Ben November 24, 2004

bicyclemobile

Word created by Ben Moseley the first to illustrate a bicycle that is also an automobile minus the auto then added together.

Ben Equals Cool:I'im about to go burn off energy by riding my bicyclemobile.

by Ben January 3, 2005

NYU

A school providing its students with some of the most amazing opportunities in one of the world's greatests citys. Critics would be quick to examine themselves first before decrying the university for its shortcomings.

Hey look at me, I went to NYU and employment wasn't handed to me on a silver platter after I graduated, it must be the school's fault.

Hey look, I worked hard for four years in the media capital of the world, now I'm on an awesome career track. Yay for me.

by ben October 25, 2004

dova

A post whore. Someone who likes to post in a forum to raise his post count. A riding queen.

Dova posts "I like it man" cause he's a little bitch

by Ben August 15, 2003

oh oh spaghetti ohs

Following a visit from the f*@k up fairy, usually caused by employing numpties or calfhead, those responsible for inspection and quality may discover that something is not quite how it should be. Upon discovery it is the decent thing to exclaim oh oh spaghetti ohs to alert your colleagues to the fact there is a problem. This is not to help solve the problem but to help point who is the biggest numpty. If these oh oh spaghetti ohs are not spotted the product will be sent out not completely ready.

"oh oh spaghetti oh!, youv'e c@*ked it up!"

by Ben September 19, 2003

lacfy

This brilliant acronym made by Ben C. stands for:
Let's all Clap for You

This has become so popular that all across Georgia, urban, rural, inner, suburban, people are chanting this acronym.

Anyways, Adam has proceeded (yet again... This guy is on a fucking rampage) to utterly KILL, DEVASTATE, MOLEST, MURDER, STAB, AND MASSACRE this acronym.

Example:

Ben: Is the exam hard?
Adam: lacfy
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, or surfers
Ben: WHAT?!?!?!!?
Adam: WHAT?!?!?!?
Ben: IS IT HARD OR NOT?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: DAMNIT ADAM
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I can help you!
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: I KNOW THAT. IS THE EXAM HARD? IF I FAIL IT I WILL HAVE TO REDO THIS YEAR NEXT YEAR
Adam: Cya

by Ben May 13, 2005