bejesus

the ability to comprehend what one sees

my brother beat the bejesus out of me

by Ben June 12, 2003

choose your own adventure

a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.

Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get

by ben January 07, 2005

in like flynn

Australian rhyming slang meaning that you are in with a chance.

Mate, did you see the way that chick was looking at you? You're in like flynn

by Ben March 10, 2004

INTOXICATI

The greatest fucking band of all time; beautiful music.

"You like Linkin Park? Fag, go listen to INTOXICATI before I urinate in your mouth"

by Ben June 24, 2003

Hood Rich

A car that you don't not need a key to start.

That car is hood rich.

by Ben April 18, 2005

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by ben May 13, 2005

Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 06, 2005