Definitions by Bemo

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl 

When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.

Charlie has a Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl every night after his dinner.

Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl by Bemo January 17, 2019

Muff Snuffler 

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

Muff Snuffler by BeMo February 12, 2008

Spaghetti Nipples 

Nipples that are unusually long, especially if they hang down.

'My nipples look like spaghetti, I have spaghetti nipples'

Spaghetti Nipples by BeMo February 12, 2008

Joe Baxi 

Rhyming slang for a 'Taxi'. Used in Northern England

'I'm gunna ring a joe baxi'

Joe Baxi by BeMo February 12, 2008

Fish 

Another word for a vagina, stemming from the fishy smell of vaginas.

'Come on, get yer fish out.

Fish by BeMo February 12, 2008