BelAir Hilloc's definitions
by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021
Get the Gompersmug. An old English term, possibly of Scottish origin, for a woman's bust, most often used in plural form.
Aye, she's a skyet-gob, I'll grant you, but wi' a pair o' boofers like that on 'er, who gives a bleedin' bucket o' shite?
by BelAir Hilloc December 28, 2020
Get the Boofersmug. I got stuck up to the elbow in the toilet trap, trying to retrieve my gompers, OR
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.
Ahmo have to git me some gompers one o' these days so's I can eat corn again.
by BelAir Hilloc September 3, 2021
Get the gompersmug. Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.
Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.
by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018
Get the Trafflingmug. A colloquial English term--presumably of some antiquity--describing an unfortunate condition afflicting the pectoral physiognomy of many men and women as they age, and/or surrender themselves to superfluous engorgement. Usually preceded by the definite article (I. E. "The Tittydangles").
Her most voluptuous, and otherwise pleasant, mien was sadly marred by a grievous case of The Tittydangles, which no amount of yardage, nor any ingenious construct of whalebone and India rubber, could conceal.
by BelAir Hilloc April 26, 2021
Get the Tittydanglesmug. The exclamation of surprise and astonishment uttered by one who unexpectedly has an apple--or other firm-fleshed variety of pome or drupe--forcefully jammed into his or her open mouth.
Tripping over the curbstone hurt my pride a little, and my toes not at all, but the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was to jam a large crabapple into Summer Bletchfield's patrician tonsils; her irate, accusatory expostulation of "GUH!" will haunt my sleepless dreams through decades of agonizing regret.
by BelAir Hilloc November 20, 2020
Get the Guhmug. What Angelenos (people from Los Angeles) call Oxnard, which most would prefer not to call anything at all, except they frequently have to drive through it. Almost always preceded by the definite article ("The 'Snard"). Derivatives exist, i. e. "Snarditude".
by BelAir Hilloc June 16, 2021
Get the 'Snardmug.