verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.
How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.
by beer snob August 22, 2006
Get the religifymug. noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First popular usage found in the article "The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" by Steven Waldman.
The imaginary culture war of the 2000s will result in a religification of Americans not unlike the forced atheism under communist Russia.
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
Bitch! You betta religify or they gonna lock yo ass up!
by beer snob September 10, 2006
Get the religificationmug. Jeff Brinkley: "'Oh my God?' What do you mean, 'Oh my God?' You ought to say 'Oh my Void!' F---ing atheist." Hence, OMV.
by beer snob March 22, 2016
Get the OMVmug. When a driver is released from or breaks through a traffic obstruction and accelerates excessively as if to make up for lost mileage. As the driver is restrained by some traffic obstruction, tension builds. When the obstruction is removed, the driver "slingshots" forward, releasing the tension.
Frankie was unfortunate to get caught behind a bunch of blue hairs when church let out. When he finally got to his turn-off, he experienced the slingshot effect and drove like he was in NASCAR the rest of the way home.
by beer snob May 11, 2007
Get the Slingshot Effectmug. Adj. Characterized by otherworldly voluminousity or by some trait or traits suited to breasts of one's ultimate fantasies. Conjugation of mammary and fantastic.
by beer snob August 22, 2006
Get the mamtasticmug. The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
by beer snob May 11, 2007
Get the I95 Syndromemug. The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
by beer snob December 24, 2008
Get the I95 Syndromemug.