Definitions by Beefchicken

Fukshit 

A person (usually male) who enjoys fetishes of putting you down but in reality cannot.

Stan:Hey yo, Al B is a fukshit.
Ali: Yeah man, he tried to put me down in front of my wifey.

Fukshit by Beefchicken May 28, 2010

Assphilosophy 

The teachings about life and the universe by people who are always drunks,hopeless and clueless. Assphilosophists make up the majority of the population of the world

Hassan: people, the world is like that of a beer mixed with pancakes.
Jonathat:Thats assphilosophy man,

Assphilosophy by Beefchicken May 28, 2010