Assphilosophy

The teachings about life and the universe by people who are always drunks,hopeless and clueless. Assphilosophists make up the majority of the population of the world

Hassan: people, the world is like that of a beer mixed with pancakes.
Jonathat:Thats assphilosophy man,

by Beefchicken May 28, 2010

Fukshit

A person (usually male) who enjoys fetishes of putting you down but in reality cannot.

Stan:Hey yo, Al B is a fukshit.
Ali: Yeah man, he tried to put me down in front of my wifey.

by Beefchicken May 28, 2010