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The teachings about life and the universe by people who are always drunks,hopeless and clueless. Assphilosophists make up the majority of the population of the world
Hassan: people, the world is like that of a beer mixed with pancakes.
Jonathat:Thats assphilosophy man,
by Beefchicken May 28, 2010
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