Beavis 's definitions

Blosser

one seckzy mother fucker with a huge swingin cock who likes to do the tripod in his livingroom an wave at passing by traffic

person1: man you see that ho over there?
person2: yea i fucked her one night.. bitch is such a loosy only blosser could get off in that shit

by beavis December 18, 2004

ogo

a pimp ass texting device where i can tag base with my ho's. my bitches can be all up in my text while im kickin it with some other whore, an shes none the wiser.

person1: yo man check this rip right hurr.. this bitch was all up jockin my balls right when her sister be texting me like a mofo.. bitch never even knew it yo! i skeet all up on that bitch an dropped her whore ass off then met up wit her sis later on yo!

person2: rizzle?

person2: shizzle!

by beavis December 20, 2004

aks

A mispronunciation of the word "ask." Commonly used by African-American's.

Black guy: Yo G Homie! Get ova herr! I gotta aks you a question!

by Beavis December 21, 2004

imajackass

A pimpin ass website whos ran by we arent sure but it does have one seckzy mother fucker named Jay on there who's allways droppin words of wisdom on everything from life to the beyond.. - I heart Jay -

That 'Yo' fucker is kinda gay but I sure do heart Jay

by beavis December 24, 2004

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2004

turd burglar

1. Any form of a Zack (annoying type of person who dosen't know much).

2. A ZACK who takes stuff without asking and later claims it was his to begin with.

3. A person living in Massachusetts worthy of the nick-name "Mass-Hole" may also be a "turd-burglar" if he/she is really that ignorant.

4. A young ZACK who thinks he/she is "all-that" but in reality only amounts to the worth of a penny in terms of brain function.

I asked ZACK where he got that thing and he said "it's mine, leave me alone!" What a Turd-Burglar!

by Beavis April 27, 2004

azz

A mispelling of the word ass. Wiggers and wanksters commonly use this term along with "tha" and "hoe".

If you ever want to look like a retard spell ass with z's.
"Dur, you're an azz".

by Beavis November 10, 2004