Beavis 's definitions

bunk

really bad pot

marijuana that was swept off the floor and has dog hair and carpet fuzzies in it

ditch weed

if you smoke that bunk you'll just get a bas headache

by Beavis December 6, 2003

emoed

Abbreiviated- "Every Minute of Every Day." Used to define someone's unhealthy obsession with something.

When Mike said that he had turned heel against his girlfriend, we knew that he was too EMOED toward pro-wrestling.

by beavis September 2, 2003

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

klu klux Kliff

a really gay kid who goes to episcopal and blows at baseball. He tries to talk shit to pat mullen and doesn't reallizied he would get fucked up. he looks like Beavis with acne.

Yo look at Klu Klux Kliff, what a faget

by beavis March 21, 2005

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by beavis March 22, 2003

ogo

a pimp ass texting device where i can tag base with my ho's. my bitches can be all up in my text while im kickin it with some other whore, an shes none the wiser.

person1: yo man check this rip right hurr.. this bitch was all up jockin my balls right when her sister be texting me like a mofo.. bitch never even knew it yo! i skeet all up on that bitch an dropped her whore ass off then met up wit her sis later on yo!

person2: rizzle?

person2: shizzle!

by beavis December 20, 2004

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 2, 2003