Definitions by Bbb23’s left testicle
/r/mina_irl
The finnish version of the subreddit /r/me_irl. Even more ridden with memes and deprived of its original purpose than meirl ever was.
/r/mina_irl by Bbb23’s left testicle September 23, 2023
Sus
In 2019, "Sus" was just the scientific name for pigs, and maybe an infamous old English law.
In 2020, it meant suspicious, and was generally used in the context of "among us".
In 2021, it meant: relating to "Among Us" or resembling its stocky armless astronaut characters.
In 2022, it meant you were a little behind on meme culture.
In 2023, it basically just means that an act is perceived as stereotypically homosexual.
In 2020, it meant suspicious, and was generally used in the context of "among us".
In 2021, it meant: relating to "Among Us" or resembling its stocky armless astronaut characters.
In 2022, it meant you were a little behind on meme culture.
In 2023, it basically just means that an act is perceived as stereotypically homosexual.
"I don't know man, you've been looking kinda sus lately"
2019 guy: *oink oink*
2020 guy: "Woah, you play it too?"
2021 guy: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING- DIDIDING"
2022 guy: "Bro that isn't funny anymore"
2023 guy: *silence* "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"
2019 guy: *oink oink*
2020 guy: "Woah, you play it too?"
2021 guy: "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING- DIDIDING"
2022 guy: "Bro that isn't funny anymore"
2023 guy: *silence* "YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!"
Sus by Bbb23’s left testicle September 21, 2023
orraight
Sheila: Oi, 'ya busy m8? Time ta get tha shrimp on the bahbie cunt
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong
Bruce: Orraight mate, waitin in the billabong
orraight by Bbb23’s left testicle September 17, 2023
Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer
A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.
Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023
slither.io moment
1. Any whimsical/common event that occurs in the popular browser game slither.io.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
*gets to 25,000 length and #1 on the leaderboard*
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
slither.io moment by Bbb23’s left testicle September 10, 2023
sideways
If Australia is upside down, then half Australians are sideways and quarter Australians are diagonal.
sideways by Bbb23’s left testicle September 2, 2023