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Weighting game

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.
How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
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Corygami

A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.
Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?

Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?

Nah, I made a swan and a boat....

Good bit of Corygami that, lad.

Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
by Bayesoir January 12, 2020
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Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.
I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.
by Bayesoir February 4, 2021
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Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.
That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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Fatigue

An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.
Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.
by Bayesoir October 31, 2020
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Epic shithousery

When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.

Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?

Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
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Backgammon

The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.
Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?

Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!
by Bayesoir February 12, 2021
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