Bayesoir's definitions

Thickophant

Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.

Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?

The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?

Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?

Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...

by Bayesoir August 27, 2020

Cory Tory

A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.

That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.

by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Nepotitism

The practice of making decisions in favour of large breasted women, solely on account of the size of their boobs.

I see Tits McGee has a new role.

Yeah, I wonder what the panel saw in her...

Nepotitism again, innit?

Yep, a fucking disgrace.

by Bayesoir February 4, 2021

Corygami

A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.

Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?

Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?

Nah, I made a swan and a boat....

Good bit of Corygami that, lad.

Boss bit of Corygami, mate.

by Bayesoir January 12, 2020

Cumpot

A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.

That Anna Friel's character in 'Dark Water' was a proper cumpot, lad.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fatigue

An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.

"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Backgammon

The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.

Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?

Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!

by Bayesoir February 12, 2021