An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
by Bayesoir January 15, 2020
Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
by Bayesoir December 30, 2019
A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
by Bayesoir March 30, 2020
A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
A competent scorer of runs in the game of cricket, who also carries a substantial amount of weight.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
Notable examples include Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff, David Boon and Ian Botham.
That Freddy Flintoff is a reyt fatsman. Can score runs like nobody's business, but could do with cutting down on't pies and pints...
by Bayesoir December 29, 2019
A practice adopted by bored attendees at pointless Board Meetings indulge in, when disposing of the endless, pointless papers produced by a Corish cunt (see Corish cunt) ahead of a meeting.
Fucking hell, loads of pointless papers at that meeting weren't there, Dave?
Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?
Nah, I made a swan and a boat....
Good bit of Corygami that, lad.
Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
Oh aye, didn't read them all, Pete. Did you?
Nah, I made a swan and a boat....
Good bit of Corygami that, lad.
Boss bit of Corygami, mate.
by Bayesoir January 12, 2020