Corpseish Cunt

A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.

Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?

Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?

Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.

by Bayesoir January 07, 2021

Backgammon

The practice of consensual anal sex between two homosexual Tories.

Tell me, Montague. Do you desire to play backgammon?

Oh yes, Jeremiah. That sounds marvellous!

by Bayesoir February 12, 2021

Fatigue

An extreme tiredness felt by obese cunts when they try and undertake physical exercise.

"I tried to do 20 minutes on the treadmill, had to stop after 10, due to the fatigue..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Fatigue

An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.

Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.

by Bayesoir October 31, 2020

Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020

Weighting game

The process of dieting and associated weekly contest at Slimming World and related organisations to see which fatty has lost the most timber.

How's the diet going, Anna?

Sound, yeah. I'm off to Slimming World tonight to partake in the weighting game. See how much I've lost.

How much you've put on, more like (unspoken)

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019

Faternity

A society at American universities for obese cunts.

Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?

I'm great, Crawford. How about you?

I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?

Sounds great, man. See you there...

by Bayesoir December 30, 2019