28 definitions by Bayesoir
When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2020
A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2020
Someone who blindly follows orders, no matter how counterproductive they seem. It is therefore difficult to differentiate whether they are a sychophant or merely a bit thick.
Did you see that knobhead's LinkedIn post?
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
The one where he was going on about how boss he was and how great a place to work this is?
Yeah, he's a twat, that lad, isn't he?
Indeed, such a fucking thickophant...
by Bayesoir August 27, 2020
A descriptor used to describe when a diligent, compliant civil servant devoid of creativity - see Corish cunt - joins a sector (often Higher Education).in which intellect and abstract thinking is valued.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
The Corish cunt is out of their depth and finds the transition difficult - in a similar vein to how La Liga sharpshooter Fernando Morientes found the premier league tricky.
That fucking blurt John doesn't seem to get it, does he?
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
Nah, class Coryentes, la. He should fuck off back to the council.
by Bayesoir January 15, 2020
Hey, Tyler. How's it going, big guy?
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
I'm great, Crawford. How about you?
I'm really great man, I'm off to the faternity tonight. You should come join. It's a great set of guys, all of whom are larger than life. Just like us. How about it, dude?
Sounds great, man. See you there...
by Bayesoir December 30, 2020