Battyguy's definitions

Chives for eyes

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.

Im so tired I have chives for eyes

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

spray the bowl

to have a crap so bad you 'sprayed' the toilet bowl

I just had 2 bowls of chili and now i have to spray the bowl.

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

stink mouth reeker

A term used to describe a small cat or dog

Aw, look at the little doogie! what a stink mouth reeker!

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

Make strange

To do something odd, peculiar or creepy . Can occur in front of people or near them.

By the looks of it Paul is going to make strange with that rubber glove. We should probably go now.

by Battyguy June 20, 2015

Get your coat

To want to leave with urgency. To leave a social function in a huff or in anger

After being insulted by uncle Ted, mom stormed out of the room, saying Bob, get your coat we're leaving

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Sick Chicken

To be picked on or bullied by others. To feel down or depressed or to be taunted by people.

The teacher said to the students..."There is a sick chicken amongst you , and all the other chickens are pecking at him".

by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Gurgis

Character from Planet of The Apes fan fiction novella “Gurgis the gay ape”.

Gurgis tried to keep his sexuality from the other Apes

by Battyguy July 13, 2019