Batdad Merla's definitions

Cumfocals

Glasses worn during a "facial," covered in semen

Her eyes were spared but her vision was altered because of her cumfocals after intercourse

by Batdad Merla March 17, 2014

Stur Da Sauce Up

The act of performing necessary preparations in a timely and efficient manner to obtain a set goal. Especially in regards to clandestine activities.

Some Guy - We need to prepare the Eight Balls for the upcoming drop

Other Guy - It's time to stur da sauce up then.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

D.C. Dip and Twirl

A phrase meaning to dance around a question, made popular by politicians

Zach Galifianakis - What my opponent just did was the old D.C. Dip and Twirl

by Batdad Merla February 19, 2013

Whoa there, Brother!

An exclamation, often done with a southern dialect ("Mach Man" Randy Savage/Hulk Hogan), it stresses a fundamental flaw in someone else's logic, especially in regards to matters of patriotic validity.

Some Guy - I feel that capitalis has done more harm than good to our country
"True Patriot" - Whoa there, Brother! I don't know where you come from but here in America, we tend to do things right, if it ain't broke, don't fix it!

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

TBT

Translation: Too Busy Trappin'

Meaning: Being too preoccupied with clandestine activities to be able to give anything unrelated a significant amount of attention

Denfinest - Yo, is you ready to hit dat strip club up?

Jermajesty - Naaa, TBT

by Batdad Merla February 19, 2013

Chest Pups

A colloquial term for a women's breasts

Wow, that girl over there on the other side of the club, has nice chest pups, her cleavage shows and all.

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013