Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Life

A prefix to the word 'sucks' used by Blog-Junkies and goths (same thing).

"Life sucks."
"Life's a b*********ch, then you D*e!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 17, 2003

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

j-list

Your friend in Japan!

You've got a friend in Japan!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 12, 2003

urban addictionary

A form of addiction you get from frequently writing definitions at UrbanDictionary.com. Victims of Urban Addictionary are known as Urban Addicts.

I have the Urban Addictionary and won't lose it any time soon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003