Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

Rich Kid Syndrome

When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.

I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

Adult Swim

The Australian Adult Swim is as alternative as vanilla ice-cream with nothing on it.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Orphen, Tenchi Muyu (or however you spell it), Bubblegum Crisis, Gonaicul (or however spelt), Home Movies, Sealab, Brak, Space Ghost, Harvey Birdman, Mission Hill. That's it. The only ones worth watching are Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Mission Hill, Brak, Sealab and Space Ghost. Nowadays, only Bebop, Trigun and Space Ghost are available from those few.

Futurama, Family Guy & Duckman should be on the Australian Adult Swim.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 16, 2003

Hen

An annoying old fart, namely: your mother.

Your mother was a hen.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:S

Confusion

:S Where is my mouth?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003