Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

assling by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

last chook 

The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.

He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.

last chook by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

bastard-flop 

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

bastard-flop by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

404

The white space with the black writing you receive when the page you want won't come to you 'cause the page you are looking for really isn't there 'cause it don't exist, causing frustration and jumping around like an assclown.

Angelfire's 404 page think they're so god damn funny. BUT THEY'RE NOT!

404 by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Clusterfuck 

A bunch of assclowns running around disorderly, stepping on each other's heads as they gather to the fuck-hall in which they engage in a humongous group-sex orgy.

1. The UN is a big clusterfuck
2. Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry is just a clusterfuck.

Clusterfuck by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

McNugget 

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

McNugget by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

assbaby 

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

assbaby by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003