Definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

SOAD

1. System of a Down
2. Someone Owning a Dildo

1. I bought a SOAD CD
2. The SOAD bought a dildo.

SOAD by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

spammer 

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

spammer by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

broken by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

enjo 

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

enjo by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

second 

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

second by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Iron My Shirt, Bitch 

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

Iron My Shirt, Bitch by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

implore

To insist or strongly urge.

I implore you to support mass deforestation in South America, idiot.

implore by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003