:[

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 06, 2003

monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003