BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.

Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Urban Addict

One who suffers Urban Addictionary and is therefore addicted to providing definitions for the Urban Dictionary.

That Urban Addict visited Urban Dictionary at home, at school and at public libraries. He considers his addiction a form of business.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

Rich Kid Syndrome

When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.

I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003

sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003