AYB

Short for 'All Your Base,' which is short for 'all your base are belong to us'

come and see the AYB Flash movie

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

The Eminem Show

An excellent album release by Eminem.
Compared to the Marshall Mathers LP, The Eminem Show is nothing.

m4r5h411 m47h4z LP i2 b37t4 d4n t3h 3min3m 5h0w!!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

xylophone

A word used to confuse little children in the spelling of it, although spelling such a word is extremely easy.

<KindyGartener> Zila-what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

Morgasm

To ejaculate in a morgue. An experience felt only by necrophiliacs.

Johnny the Homicidal Necrophiliac snuck into the morque and had a quick morgasm with the dead bodies.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

fecal

1. adj: of or relating to feces
2. adj: shitty

You fecal-head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003