BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

special people

a group of people with special needs

They're only special because they're MENTALLY RETARDED!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

shiggity shiggity shwa

A general responce to anything, usually of disinterest.

<MathsHobo> Did you do your Maths assignment accounting towards 60% of your report?
<BungStrung> Shiggity shiggity shwa.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

plop-on-deck

1. A screw up
2. A person who deserves to be flushed down a toilet.

1. This whole idea was a friggin' plop-on-deck
2. I'ma flush that plop-on-deck down where he belongs.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003