BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Noise

Best used at appropriate times, such as 2 o'clock in the morning.

<BBurp> NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
<Neighbours> SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RASCALS!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

new holland

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

mankind

Table-top fiddlers who created technology, Oreo and Microsoft.

Mankind will soon doom itself into self-destruction.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

<br>

HTML Code that represents a new line. 2 <br>s will leave a space between.

hello<br>hello

=

hello
hello

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003