I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2006

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.
Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').
Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').
"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic
"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken
"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken
by Bastardized Bottomburp December 04, 2003

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!
<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!
<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!
<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!
<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!
by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003
