ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Nothing

What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?

Nothing.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

april fools day

'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls

Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 05, 2003

faggotry

An army of faggots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003