Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

adsl

the most blissful internet connection out there.

Telstra ADSL kicks anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Soul Caliber II

Gonna get it soon.

A game that gives you the choice of either Link (Game Cube, Legend of Zelda), Spawn (X-Box, Spawn) or Heihachi (Playstation 2, Tekken) as an additional character, depending on the game console.

Soul Caliber was good, Soul Caliber II shall be great.

Soul Caliber had Yoshimitsu (Tekken) in it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Soul Caliber II

I enjoy it. Not the best video game ever.

It's better than most fighting games (a lot more different battle types to do plus weapons to collect - over 200.)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

clod

1) A total and complete bastard
2) A phewlish one
3) Someone gullable

See clodhopper

1) You father was a clod
2) Josh went and made a clod of himself.
3) That clod is so gullable, I told him Iraq won the war. Ha.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003